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William Burns Caldwell III was a United States Army general who retired as the Fifth United States Army commanding general at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio. A combat veteran of wars in Korea and Vietnam, he was awarded the Silver Star on three separate occasions for gallantry and heroism under fire. Caldwell came from a long line of soldiers; his great-great-great-great-grandfather, Thomas Maze, fought in the Revolutionary War, his grandfather served in the Union Army during the Civil War, and his father was an army colonel during World War II. The line continued, and his son William B. Caldwell IV is a retired lieutenant general who served tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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