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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}

{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}

{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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